Then, in the time it now takes to boil a large one, the teams were briefed, balls were polished, and nine crack teams set forth in the early sun - only one to return eggstatic.
That team was Tony’s band of eggsperienced scramblers: Jim, Simon and Don (multi-talented) Ross. Asked for comment after the win – and widely anticipated to throw in an egg-pun about the beating we all took – Tony surprised journalists with a simple, but humble, quip: ‘I only hatched the game plan. Omeletting my team do the talking.’
Marky Jones